What is this? A black Valco cap with the logo on the front. One size, and the adjustable strap at the back fits a tiny pea as well as a massive watermelon.
For whom? The bald and the victims of a bad hair day. The cap signals both technological superiority and complete indifference to other people's opinions. It goes on your head.
Aerodynamics. The design has been tested in a virtual wind tunnel.
Brand value. When people see the Valco logo, they know you appreciate good sound and Death Stars.
Ordering. Delivery is free. You get 14 days to try it at home, and the warranty is 2 years.
