What is this? A pom-pom beanie with a Valco logo. It is a merino wool and acrylic blend, one size. It is meant for every head, regardless of gender or orientation.
Why does it exist? The shopkeeper's bald head was cold in the frost (again), and a beanie had to come from somewhere. With our own logo, naturally. Why advertise anyone else? Logo merchandise cannot be ordered one piece at a time, only in one terrible box. We have only one head to feed, so we offer the rest to you.
Colours. There are two: Black and Pinkish. Black, because a middle-aged man with a middle-aged middle cannot pull off any other colour. Pinkish is for everyone else.
Fit. One size, so it should fit everyone's head. Merino wool and acrylic keep it warm and comfortable.
Ordering. Delivery is free, and you get 14 days to try it at home.
